RE: Dadjokes and Winners of the OXYMORON contest!
I have 2 favorite dad jokes- unfortunately over the internet they are slightly difficult to convey.
What do you call an armless man in the ocean?
Bob(please envision me bobbing slightly up and down as I say this)
What is green and invisible?
This Melon (please envision me holding my arms towards you as if offering up a large watermelon for your consideration)